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来自儿童节的幽默搞怪小句子,皮一下!

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1.今天不想做大人,只想做个童心未泯的娃娃。

Today, I don't want to be an adult, I just want to be a child.

2.愿我们不管多大,都能坚守那份童真和快乐,今天我要过六一。

I hope that no matter how old we are, we can stick to the innocence and happiness. Today, I will spend 61.

3.小的时候,人家问我长大后想当什么?我说当小孩。

When I was little, I was asked what I wanted to be when I grew up? I said being a kid.

4.童心是比野心更难的梦想,祝我们每天都是快乐的儿童节。

Childishness is more difficult than ambition. I wish us a happy children's day every day.

5.六一快乐,愿你走出半生,归来仍是少年。

Happy June 1, wish you come out of half of your life and come back as a teenager.

6.六一跟我有什么关系,我每天都是个小朋友。

What does 61 have to do with me? I'm a kid every day.

7.愿我们都保持孩童般的笑容,童年有趣,成年有酒。

May we all keep smiling like children, have fun in childhood and have wine in adulthood.

8.儿童节限定特饮:本人全糖加冰。

Special drink for children's Day: I add sugar and ice.

9.虽然你成为了全世界的大人,但还是我的小朋友呀。

Although you have become an adult all over the world, you are still my little friend.

10.今天你节日,不许不开心啊。

Today is your holiday. Don't be unhappy.

11.儿童节限定特饮:本人全糖加冰。

Special drink for children's Day: I add sugar and ice.

12.愿你,童心未泯,童心永存,一切皆甜。

Wish you, childlike, childlike forever, everything is sweet.

13.兜兜转转,谁还不是个幼儿园毕业十几年的孩子。

Who hasn't graduated from kindergarten for more than ten years.

14.谁愿意把我当小朋友一样宠,我的AD钙奶和旺仔分谁一半。

Who is willing to treat me as a child's pet? Who is half of my ad calcium milk and Wangzai.

15.哼,我给我兜里的钱过个儿童节怎么了?

Hum, what's the matter with the money in my pocket for children's day?

16.美女都是在六一生日的,比如我。

Beautiful women are born on June 1st, such as me.

17.前几天过520的人名字我已经记下了,我看谁还不要脸的来跟我抢六一。

I've written down the names of people over 520 the other day. I'll see who hasn't come to rob me of 61 yet.

18.这个世界总是风尘仆仆,只愿我们不减童真。

This world is always servant, I only hope that we do not reduce innocence.

19.过期的大儿童也是儿童啊,大儿童也要过儿童节的。

Older children who are overdue are also children, and older children also have to celebrate Children's Day.

20.人一旦有了依赖,就变成了幼儿园等人来接的小朋友。

Once people have dependence, they become children who are picked up by kindergartens and others.